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Conversations With My Brother.

The Bro and I have just had a conversation about how one of my friends is helping to finance her education by selling sex toys. I take out my cell phone and start typing a text message when he says . . .

Bro: Which one of your dildo-selling friends are you texting now?

Me: None of your business.

Bro: Are you selling them, too?

Me: No, but I should. I’d make really good money.

Bro: Not really. The law of supply and demand would come up eventually. The more dildo saleswomen there are, the less demand there is going to be, and you’ll make less money. [slightly sarcastic] It’s the invisible hand of the market.

Me: The invisible hand?

Bro: Well. The invisible fist if you will.

Me: The fist?

Bro: Does the invisible butt plug of the market work better for you?

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May 25, 2008 at 2:07 am Leave a comment


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